The ultimate guide in SMS and IM conversation

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1. Love

ILuvU : I love you
IWANU : I want you
NDU2NITE : Need you tonight
m(_ _)m : I am sorry
x : Kisses
xoxoxo : Kisses and hugs
<3 : Heart
@>-;- : Roze
0:o) : Angel
C=:-) : Im cooking
(&#) : I am in love
*0? : Marry me ?
?<3 : Do you love me?
<3? : How much?
<3 xxl : Love you a lot
(x-x)<3 : I have a crush on you
(&#)-u" : I am all over you
CD* : Im head over heals

2. Common abreviations

BBS : Be back soon
CUL8R : See you later (aligator)
IC : I see
SYS : See you soon
Ti2Go : Time to go
WASSA : What's up?
W/ : With
W\ : Without
H8U : Hate you
HAND : Have a nice day
HANL : Have a nice life
PLS : Please
<J> : Joking
KOL : Cool
BKOL : Be cool
GR8 : Great
URGR8T : You are great
LUK : Luck
DWBG : Don't worry, be happy
KIT : Keep in touch
LUB : Love you baby
THNQ : Thank you
THX : Thanks
Go4it : Go for it
BU : Be you
CU : See you
IDK : I don't know
2BVN2B : To be or not to be
AKA : Also known as
ASAP : As soon as possible
ATB : All the best
BRB : Be right back
BTW : By the way
U TLKN 2M? : You talking to me?
T4Act : Time for action
UW : You win

3. Gangsta talk

{{}|>} : I am so scared (ironic)
CD CD! : Go walk another road
:-P-: : French kiss
DM$ : Cash up front
:>! : Shut up
STFU : Shut the F#@K UP
:-)8-8- : Always cool
@:-)8>- : Your moma
333 : Girls
*$ : Cool
pq'#' : Asshole
-(:-( : With the hat again
[:-( : Where is your hat?
(x-x)? : For real?
>@< : Showing of
\:-T : Gangsta
$(:-) : He's got the cash
>}<///> : PIMP
\\(-: : Im blown away
(+)// : Flexing of
((+)) : I'm watching you
:-(-- : I got scammed
:-)-- : I'm a scammer
@@@ : Your F#@Ked up
-0-0-0- : In the hood
(o)=+#! : Go sing at another table
>L : Dead
$P : Unemployed
:-$-: : Dirty mouth
0-> : Male
0-+ : Female
?M$? : Wanna be a millioner?
:-XCG : Scammer

4. Pickup lines

|> : Underwear
8 |- : Bading suite
MSJ? : Can i get a massage?
MSJ(- -) : Thai massage
:-ZZZZ : Very bored
=^)) : Thinking of you
:* : Kiss you
=:) : Bunny rabit
}|{ : Butterfly
^;;^ : Kittycat
<:@ 8--- : Equipped - Male
(o)(o) : Equipped - Female
&? : Want to get in my pants?
([])? : Are you fluking?

5. Fastest messages ever

SOS : Help
>[]? : Seen the TV?
:[] : I'm hungry
:-Z : Not so friendly
:-G : Stop laughing
:-C$! : I'm gonna get you
Mob : Mobile
Wknd : Weekend
{} : No comment
:-)*(|-) : Marry Christmas
XLnt : Excellent
\0/ : Cheer / Pray
+!+!+! : Yes! Yes! Yes!
-!-!-! : No! No! No!
((H)) : Big hug
(^0^) : Laugh out Loud
LOL : Laugh out Loud
=/ : Be different
+ : Dead
>+ : Buried
:- : Man
>- : Women
__! : Stop that!
8 : Infinite
U*:( : Im always blamed
--$$ : Lost money
++$$ : Won money
:[P : Never kissing me again
:8) : Pig
C=:-)? : Whos the Chef?
*<):0) : Joker
((Y)) : Fattie
\../ : I'm flying
(((Y))) : Obese
XXL : Extra Extra Large
(-;-) : Got the flue
($-$) : Money Dreaming
(0V0) : Night bird
+! : Yes
-! : No
/\ : And
\/ : Or
\ : If
-> : In
+< : I don't care
%$? : How much?
---0--- : Screwd up
#:-E : Your gonna get it!
90/60/90 : Model
/! : Not fair!
(X) : Things come around
0-S-< : I'm on the run
^--^ : I don't care
-/> : Get lost!
<\+ : I'm coming
LZR : Looser

6. Auto

[::] : I'd driving
(::) : Piece of junk
{::} : limousine
[:::] : Bus
[::::] : Train
[|:-9 : Police / Cops
#-< : Radar

7. Zodiac Signs

:%: : Gemini
"Y" : Taurus
{@} : Lion
&0& : Aries
8>+ : Virgo
_/\_ : Libra
^V^ : Capricorn
>|||:> : Pisces
~~ : Aquarius
->:< : Cancer
-||-> : Sagittarius
-|||<- : Scorpio

8. Special Smiles

&:-) : Curly hair
(:-) : Bald
:-( : Sadface
|-) : Kidding
:-@ : I will scream
:-& : Lost my words
:-e : Disappointed
(:-.. : Wasted
|-| : Im going to bed
:^) : Cool
:-P : Jealous?
:-[ : Disappointed
:-| : I don't care
88-) : Glasses
:-\ : I don't think so
:-Q : I don't get it
|-( : Very sleepy
#:-0 : Dont't tell me!
:'-( : Cryface
:*@ : Very Drunk
|-0 : Very Bored
:-# : I won't tell
:-X : Secret
(@@) : You are kidding me!
**-( : I can't believe
:^D : All into you
M:-) : My respects
:+( : That hurt
<=-0 : Scared me
:%) : Acneea
:-))) : Very happy
:)) : Laughing
:) : Smile
;) : Wink
B-) : Cool
:-] : I feel good
:-D : Big smile
=^(0) : I can't believe it
:-)8 : You look good
:/| : Smoking
*:/|* : Quited smoking
:{}8> : She's hot
=:-) : Punk
:-[#! : I've had it
*8-| : Geek

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